tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4364192412624348171.post4970296020558739494..comments2023-04-06T09:31:31.861-04:00Comments on angrypilotwife: THE SECOND BEST PILOT JOKE EVERangrypilotwifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09831772823773365835noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4364192412624348171.post-20391948529276739222012-02-25T20:28:23.602-05:002012-02-25T20:28:23.602-05:00True story ... a pilot complaining on a web board ...True story ... a pilot complaining on a web board about the lack of free newspapers at an overnight hotel said, now he has to walk several rooms down the hall to find "his."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4364192412624348171.post-7136214531722601482012-02-25T11:42:47.073-05:002012-02-25T11:42:47.073-05:00How do you get a pilot out of your room on an over...How do you get a pilot out of your room on an overnight?<br />-Open the door, throw the USA Today into the hall, then shut the door as he runs after it.<br /><br />How do you know when you've met a pilot at a dinner party?<br />-Don't worry- he'll tell you!<br />(How to spot the F/A at a party? The guest eating over the trash can and wiping their hands on the drapes.)<br /><br />How do you know when your date with a pilot is half over?<br />-He says, "Enough about me, let me tell you about my airplane."<br /><br />Why do pilots wear ties?<br />-So the foreskin doesn't pop up and obscure their vision.CR7 aviatrixnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4364192412624348171.post-60567295436051191792012-02-23T05:53:12.807-05:002012-02-23T05:53:12.807-05:00I just found your blog through a friend and have b...I just found your blog through a friend and have been lmao! I emailed your best pilot jokes to my husband and he replied with this: <br /> <br />What's the difference between a fighter pilot and God?<br /><br />God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.<br /><br />I feel your pain :)<br />KimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com