Okay, boys and girls... for those of you counting down, we have one week to go until Steak and Blow Job Day. Remember, PilotHusbands; this is a reciprocal holiday. Recognizing that Valentine's Day is pretty much a "chick thing", Steak and Blow Job Day is meant to reward you for your efforts on February 14th. If you did NOT adequately demonstrate your love and affection to your woman last month, well... no T-bone for you!
For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, please refer to the blog, posted on March 12, 2012.
AngryPilotWife has a bit of a quandary regarding the March 14th holiday. Technically, PilotHusband did order 2 dozen roses to be delivered the day before Valentine's Day, however, FedEx left them, erroneously, at a neighbor's house. Thus, PilotHusband spend the entire day, on the phone, screaming at ProFlowers and FedEx about what an important person he was. Only when our neighbor returned home from work at 6:00pm and carried the box of roses over to us, did the situation get resolved. Yes, he (finally) remembered Valentine's Day... but was it Steak and Blow Job worthy? I'm sort of thinking this earned him a NY strip steak and a reach around.
Just remember, PilotWives, Pavlov had a point. We must reward good behavior to make it more likely to occur in the future. But "Hannibal Lector" also had a point... "Quid pro quo, Agent Staring". In life, and love, you get, in perfect measure and symmetry, what you give.
For those of you who have earned it... Happy Steak and Blow Job Day to you!
For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, please refer to the blog, posted on March 12, 2012.
AngryPilotWife has a bit of a quandary regarding the March 14th holiday. Technically, PilotHusband did order 2 dozen roses to be delivered the day before Valentine's Day, however, FedEx left them, erroneously, at a neighbor's house. Thus, PilotHusband spend the entire day, on the phone, screaming at ProFlowers and FedEx about what an important person he was. Only when our neighbor returned home from work at 6:00pm and carried the box of roses over to us, did the situation get resolved. Yes, he (finally) remembered Valentine's Day... but was it Steak and Blow Job worthy? I'm sort of thinking this earned him a NY strip steak and a reach around.
Just remember, PilotWives, Pavlov had a point. We must reward good behavior to make it more likely to occur in the future. But "Hannibal Lector" also had a point... "Quid pro quo, Agent Staring". In life, and love, you get, in perfect measure and symmetry, what you give.
For those of you who have earned it... Happy Steak and Blow Job Day to you!
This is so not my business on any level. I want to comment but the fact is I don't know either of you or the reasons as to how your relationship has gotten to the point that "Steak & Blow Job Day" is an actual thing. Maybe it is all in good fun, maybe not, but I find it interesting none the less. I am not saying I am any better on any level I just cant imagine participating in an event of what could be considered sexual & steak extortion. I hope that I never do something in my relationship that makes the woman I am with feel that she needs to resort to that to prove a point. If I do then shame on me for being to self centered to not see the damage I am doing and I guess I would deserve it.
ReplyDeletePlease understand I am truly not passing judgement, you two do what works for you so that you both can be happy and strong together, this just caught me off guard I suppose.