In addition to being a Physics geek (please see June 5th's post), I am a Math geek. I love numbers and equations. They always make sense (unlike PilotHusband). Pi is always 3.14... blah, blah, blah. 2 plus 2 is always four. It's kind of comforting. So here is life with PilotHusband, by the numbers.
14... The number of times PilotHusband told the story about his awesome landing, executed on his last trip.
198, 204, 210, 215, 227, and 230... The number of passengers who complimented his landing on his last trip (please note, it increases with each re-telling of the tale).
14,520... Total flight hours.
14,519... Total flight hours flown in life threatening, high drama, conditions.
70... The average age of PilotHusband's Flight Attendants.
17... The average number of cats owned by said Flight Attendants.
19... The number of times PilotHusband tells our son that Mommy is not the maid or the waitress.
49... The number of times PilotHusband treats Mommy like the maid or the waitress.
3... The number of hours, past bedtime, PilotHusband keeps our child awake.
62... The number of times APW reminds PilotHusband that the child must go to bed, so as not to be too tired in the morning.
17... The number of times APW reminds PilotHusband that he needs to drop off his uniforms to be dry cleaned.
17... The number of times APW takes PilotHusband's uniforms to the dry cleaner.
22... The number of years APW has been with PilotHusband.
22... The age of Carlos, the Latin Pool Boy, APW is hiring when PilotHusband makes Captain.
15... The SPF rating of the lotion, Carlos, the Pool Boy, will apply to APW.
22... The number of years APW has been with PilotHusband (it bears repeating).
13... The number of years APW would have served, if she shot PilotHusband, the first time he deserved it.
Sigh. I love numbers! They make perfect sense in an imperfect world.
14... The number of times PilotHusband told the story about his awesome landing, executed on his last trip.
198, 204, 210, 215, 227, and 230... The number of passengers who complimented his landing on his last trip (please note, it increases with each re-telling of the tale).
14,520... Total flight hours.
14,519... Total flight hours flown in life threatening, high drama, conditions.
70... The average age of PilotHusband's Flight Attendants.
17... The average number of cats owned by said Flight Attendants.
19... The number of times PilotHusband tells our son that Mommy is not the maid or the waitress.
49... The number of times PilotHusband treats Mommy like the maid or the waitress.
3... The number of hours, past bedtime, PilotHusband keeps our child awake.
62... The number of times APW reminds PilotHusband that the child must go to bed, so as not to be too tired in the morning.
17... The number of times APW reminds PilotHusband that he needs to drop off his uniforms to be dry cleaned.
17... The number of times APW takes PilotHusband's uniforms to the dry cleaner.
22... The number of years APW has been with PilotHusband.
22... The age of Carlos, the Latin Pool Boy, APW is hiring when PilotHusband makes Captain.
15... The SPF rating of the lotion, Carlos, the Pool Boy, will apply to APW.
22... The number of years APW has been with PilotHusband (it bears repeating).
13... The number of years APW would have served, if she shot PilotHusband, the first time he deserved it.
Sigh. I love numbers! They make perfect sense in an imperfect world.
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