A few years ago, PilotHusband and I were watching a television show about "Black Widow" killers... women who murdered their husbands. One woman killed three husbands in a row, poisoning them with Arsenic. The narrator went on to describe how arsenic leaves a slight almond aftertaste when ingested. So what did AngryPilotWife do? I went to Costco and purchased a huge bottle of Almond Extract. For months to follow, I added it to EVERYTHING that PilotHusband ate or drank. I mixed it in the mashed potatoes, I added it to his morning coffee, I'd even add a few drops to his beer when he wasn't looking. What fun! PilotHusband became very nervous, and for a time, was on his best behavior.
As I write this, PilotHusband is glued to the TV, forgoing his beloved MilitaryChannel to watch the minute by minute coverage of the Jodi Arias Murder Trial. Hmmm... that gives me a few ideas. Maybe I'll hack into his email, or show up unexpectedly on his overnights... over and over and over again. Perhaps I'll suggest we rent a nondescript white car and take a road trip. I could suggest we take racy pictures of each other. I just might start photographing him while he's in the shower. This is gonna' be AWESOME!
I've got to go. I want to remove the license plate off my truck before they recess for lunch!
As I write this, PilotHusband is glued to the TV, forgoing his beloved MilitaryChannel to watch the minute by minute coverage of the Jodi Arias Murder Trial. Hmmm... that gives me a few ideas. Maybe I'll hack into his email, or show up unexpectedly on his overnights... over and over and over again. Perhaps I'll suggest we rent a nondescript white car and take a road trip. I could suggest we take racy pictures of each other. I just might start photographing him while he's in the shower. This is gonna' be AWESOME!
I've got to go. I want to remove the license plate off my truck before they recess for lunch!
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