So.... it's New Year's Eve. Time for Resolutions. Yeah... APW usually doesn't do resolutions. But this year, I'm gonna' give it a try.
In 2013, I resolve to try to be a better person.
1. I will try to refrain from referring to PilotHusband's "fat ass". But, truth be told, since he quit smoking, it has grown much larger.
2. I will no longer refer to UPSPilotBuddy's girlfriend as "the evil Canadian C&n%"... but she really is an evil Canadian C&n%.
3. I will give up my Voodoo dolls in the shape of my In-Laws, my Mother, all the members of our Homeowners Board of Directors, and Barack Hussein Obama. Okay... I can totally do this... but I really need to hold on to the Obama one for a few more years. Sorry.
4. I will ... oh crap! That's all I've got! Seriously! Did you think I was gonna' say I would quit drinking wine? Or quit bitching about PilotHusband? Be serious, People!
Oh Hell. I tried. Truth be told, New Year's Eve is for the immature. Resolutions are for the deluded. I will keep doing what I have always done, and I'll meet you back here next year.
Much love to all of you! And Happy New Year!
In 2013, I resolve to try to be a better person.
1. I will try to refrain from referring to PilotHusband's "fat ass". But, truth be told, since he quit smoking, it has grown much larger.
2. I will no longer refer to UPSPilotBuddy's girlfriend as "the evil Canadian C&n%"... but she really is an evil Canadian C&n%.
3. I will give up my Voodoo dolls in the shape of my In-Laws, my Mother, all the members of our Homeowners Board of Directors, and Barack Hussein Obama. Okay... I can totally do this... but I really need to hold on to the Obama one for a few more years. Sorry.
4. I will ... oh crap! That's all I've got! Seriously! Did you think I was gonna' say I would quit drinking wine? Or quit bitching about PilotHusband? Be serious, People!
Oh Hell. I tried. Truth be told, New Year's Eve is for the immature. Resolutions are for the deluded. I will keep doing what I have always done, and I'll meet you back here next year.
Much love to all of you! And Happy New Year!
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