An Air Line Captain, a Lawyer, and a Surgeon go duck hunting together. The Lawyer goes first. He flushes a duck from the tall reeds, aims his gun and shoots the duck. The Lawyer's dog not only retrieves the duck, but comes back and types up a five page legal brief about how they can sue the land owner for the wrongful death of the duck.
The Surgeon goes next. He flushes a duck from the tall reeds, aims his gun and shoots the duck. His dog not only retrieves the duck, but carves it into perfect cutlets with surgical precision.
Finally, the Air Line Captain has his turn. He flushes a duck from the tall reeds, aims his gun and shoots the duck. His dog... eats the duck, screws the other two dogs, and then demands 2 weeks off.
The Surgeon goes next. He flushes a duck from the tall reeds, aims his gun and shoots the duck. His dog not only retrieves the duck, but carves it into perfect cutlets with surgical precision.
Finally, the Air Line Captain has his turn. He flushes a duck from the tall reeds, aims his gun and shoots the duck. His dog... eats the duck, screws the other two dogs, and then demands 2 weeks off.
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